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—the complete series.—

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—the complete series.—

$25

Brace for adventure. Booties abound. Collect them all.

Join Owen Mills and the Storytelling Goblin in their “24” attempts to corner the elusive qualities of a “classic.” Watch them, as they chase with butterfly-nets after shining hope to the bottom of wells, and into lightning-storms for their jars. “Are you sure this is safe,” asks the Goblin. “Don’t be such a snowflake,” says Owen.

...In any case, stories in this collection are selected for their variety, precision of detail, brevity of wit, charm and possibly even beauty—the evilly-calculated, cutting-edge effort between bitter-no-nonsense Owen and endearingly-cheeky-yet-utterly-amoral goblin—paying homage to classic literary aesthetics while reinventing the storytelling artform to propagate their bold creations with understated but immaculate style.


  • includes all 24 stories, including store-exclusives and bonus content not released anywhere else—author notes, original prose, illustrations, etc.
  • ties together the collection in a grand overarching narrative about its perpetrators, a package-exclusive offering clues to the Farm's mystery.
  • every purchase helps the duo continue to bring exciting stories to fruition while giving patrons the rare opportunity to support their endeavors.

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